Cerberus is tired of guarding the gate to Hell, so he drags Gary out to Earth. ...

Dr. Zoidberg's exuberant celebration of Freedom Day makes him Public Enemy #1. ...

Planet Express is hired to haul the super-tanker Juan Valdez filled with Colombian dark matter past the Plutonian penguin preserve. Leela refuses to participate and joins ...

The Planet Express crew discovers a delicious snack food on a remote planet, but Leela has a change of heart when she discovers a disturbing fact about the snack food tha ...

When Jess and Nick run into their exes Paul and Caroline, the gang fears they both may backslide into romantic relationships. Meanwhile, Schmidt desperately tries not to ...

Jess babysits Russell's pre-teen daughter for the weekend and meets his ex-wife. Then, Schmidt and Cece panic when they think she's pregnant. Also, Nick's new girlfriend ...

Jess invites Russell to stay overnight at her place and is worried about how the guys will react. Winston gets a job at a radio station but finds it is not what he though ...

Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer. ...

Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down general Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty dudevorce ...

Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her? ...

Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats. ...

Hank and the guys take Bobby to to a Texas/Nebraska college football game. During the game, they help themselves to an empty luxury suite, which puts them in a precarious ...

Dale believes that he has traveled back in time. Stress over a past relationship causes Nancy to suffer hair loss. ...

Peggy gets fooled into selling kitchen supplies. The real Rusty Shackleford confronts Dale. ...

Peggy becomes a realtor. Hank gets a new set of golf clubs with a disturbing past. ...

Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club. ...

A track coach uses Bobby to shame good athletes when they get out of line. ...

When the station manager hires a new weatherman to replace Nancy after she blows an important forecast, Peggy convinces Nancy that covering a dangerous wildfire is the on ...

Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations. ...

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy bags groceries at a mom-and-pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart. ...

Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where a ...

A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood. ...

When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollyc ...

In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger. ...

When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife. ...

Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist. ...

When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her. ...

Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final. ...

Hank and the guys get the idea of having their former high school football, Coach Sauers, coach take over Bobby's recreational football team. It appears the years have ta ...

'Tis the season to learn about history's finest Yuletide stories, from George Washington crossing the Delaware to Charles Dickens's creation of modern-day Christmas, with ...

James Cook discovers Hawaii and parties with the natives, Japanese-American Daniel Inouye fights heroically in World War II, and Eddie Aikau becomes one of the world's gr ...

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